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Joke of the Day

"Viagra shipment stolen... Hardened criminals on the loose."

"What did the priest announce before he went for a bath? ""Speak now or forever hold your pee!"""

"Why can't Whitney Houston be a pharmacist? She over doses"

"What does dog poo and women have in common ? The older they get the easier they are to pick up."

"How do Mexicans keep their food warm? Chicken Fajitas."

"How is your golf game? Eh... It's sub-par."

"Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?"

"Watching my mom use an iPhone is like watching a 12 year old girl try and contact her dead grandma on a Ouija board."

"What do you call a civil rights activists who's also a shower sponge? Martin Loofah King"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists don't change anything."