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Joke of the Day
"One thing you should always look for in a woman. A pulse."
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"[first date] Her: omg are you wearing a cape? Lol Me: [texting mom] ok you were right about the cape"
"Guys who say they like girls who don't wear makeup really mean they like girls that look really hot without the help of makeup."
"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's **not** funny!"
"How many communists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right."
"I like my women how I like my golf scores... Low 80's with a slight handicapp"
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."
"Where do the Chinese study? In the Pupils republic of China"
"While everyone is busy complaining about their tweets being stolen & put on Facebook, I've quietly become the funniest person on MySpace!"