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Joke of the Day

"Waiting to see who you're sitting next to on an airplane is the original Chatroulette. Now where the hell is the next button?"

"Two guys walk into a bar They both had a concussion"

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"Why do you call these girls broads? Cause I don't wanna be specific"

"What do you call a joke that has been internet obsolete for a while? The Game."

"What do dildos and tofu have in common? They're both substitutes for meat."

"""I missed you today."" ""Awwww I missed you too."" *both frantically reload dueling pistols*"

"An Australian asked me, ""Have you come to die?"" ""No, I came yesterday."", I replied."

"I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years... Come on guys, I don't have 2020 vision."

"I would like to meet the man who invited beer. And buy that guy a beer. Edit: invented."