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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route."
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"[text] 11:56 pm Her: whatcha doin? Me: taking a shit 12:03 am Her: whatcha doin now? Me: same shit different day"
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!"
"If he says ""you're 1 in a million"" it means he either has no knowledge of the world population or he thinks there are 7000 people like you"
"Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied ""No, it's hail Hitler"""
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."
"How do you stop an angry rhino from charging? You take away its credit card"
"What do you call a funny mosquito? Malarious -My gf's homemade joke"
"What do you get when you cross a poodle with an elephant? A dead poodle with an asshole of diameter 40cm."
"Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty."