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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs? A: Cos they've no idea of the route."
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"PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like. TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like."
"Does money shrink when you wash it? No, but it does when you launder it!"
"""Haha nice"" = i would rather be dead than continue this conversation"
"Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news."
"I went in HMV earlier and asked the guy behind the counter if they had any Run DMC records. ""Walk this way,"" he replied."
"Why do jews believe in God? Because Isreal."
"Weird, my coworker has bragged all day about his pending vacation and now his headlights have kicked themselves in."
"Sure, white people cant say they ""N"" word but atleast we can say phrases like "" thanks for the warning, officer"" and ""hey dad"""
"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"