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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop an angry rhino from charging? You take away its credit card"
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"* wishes on shooting star "" the wish you have wished for has already been taken, please try again"""
"How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1, it's a goddamn electrician, what'd you expect?"
"""Girl, are you a tree? cause-"" ""no i'm not a tree"" ""..cause i want-"" ""why are you still talking i'm not a tree"" "".. i want t-"" ""not a tree"""
"I'm exhausted. I just did 100 sit ups. The fact that I did them over the course of 40 years doesn't diminish the accomplishment."
"A moderator is browsing /r/worldnews..."
"If a zombie approaches you, bop it on the nose with a rolled-up magazine and say NO."
"Did you hear the one about the vegan cannibal? She only eats vegetables"
"Cops are kinda weird, asking stupid questions. 'Do you know why I pulled you over?' Cause I have weed in the glove compartment?"
"What's big, black and steals you credit card? Sony Playstation 3"