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Joke of the Day

"Fall? More like fail [watches as the leaf from a tree gracefully falls to the ground in the beautiful cycle that is nature] loser tree lol"

"I organized a threesome last night! There were 2 no-shows, but I still had a good time."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the newspaper. Do you get it? Neither did the chicken."

"While some guys go to the gym to clean & snatch... Others go to to see lean snatch. C what I did there?"

"Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a slice of bread"

"Why did Sarah fall off the swing? ...because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah."

"Imagine if American Waitresses didn't get a wage, but instead had to make do with.. Just the tip!"

"Job interview Well, tell me about your last job I was a woodcutter And where did you work? Saara Wait, isn't that a des.. you start tomorrow!"

"If my liver was a person, it'd be Doris, the 50 year old waitress pouring coffee at the truckstop for 35 years & smoking since she was born."

"How did the polish terrorist burn his lips? Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up."