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Joke of the Day

"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"

"Anyone up for a Native American joke? Did you hear about the Indian that drank too much iced tea? He died in his tea pee."

"I know a guy who became a millionaire after marrying his wife Before that, he was a billionaire..."

"There was a Mexican boy born with two dicks. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second one? Hose B"

"What is the most successful spinoff ever made? The Bible"

"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."

"Robin: ""Please?"" Batman: ""No."" ""It's prom!"" ""You can't drive the Batmobile!"" Alfred: ""Can I? It's Bingo night."" Batman: *tosses keys*"

"mermaid procreation how does a mermaid give birth? sea section"

"What did the psychiatrist say to the crazy naked guy wrapped in cellophane? Clearly, I can see your nuts."

"Dog walking is by far the easiest job I've done.. It was a walk in the park"