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Joke of the Day
"I like my eggs like the women I like Whites only"
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"What do you get when you mix an Obama campaign slogan with Fifty Shades of Grey? Rope and chains."
"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""
"What has 4 legs and an arm? A happy pit bull."
"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."
"News just in. There are reports that all the toilets have been stolen at Scotland Yard. Police say they have nothing to go on."
"It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees."
"The New 20 Dollar Bill Will Only Be Worth 12 Dollars Thanks to the 3/5ths compromise."
"#I #love #how #you #hashtag #a #million #words #on #all #your #instagram #pics. #i #hope #you #get #your #period #in #a #sharktank."
"The bassist walked past the bar."