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Joke of the Day

"Are you nerd ? Yesterday at social get together I was explaining to my friend how android is better than iOS in many respect. A girl in group says, ""Are you that cool nerd guy?"" I replied, ""Yum"""

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"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!"
"Q. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? A. The Ultrasound Guy http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sound&defid=491809"
"Q: What do you call a drummer in a three piece suit? A: The defendant."
"And the Lord said unto John... ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But, John came in fifth and won a toaster."
"Air & space museum. Shouldn't the air & space museum be empty?"
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"Did you guys see the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer match? Egypt 8 .. Ethiopia didn't"
"[DAD JOKE] My friend and I like bone jokes... ...But this time, we want you to humerus."