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Joke of the Day
"It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees."
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"I swear I can hear Google sigh every time I start typing in their search bar."
"If cops can drive undercover cars, we should be able to drive cop cars. It's only fair."
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"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in."
"Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year? They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom."
"I wanted to propose to her. I wanted to propose her.I gave her a ring.What the heck,she won't pick up the phone."
"How many Tourette's suffers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Ass fucking cunt bitch just one cocksucker whore"
"Alpha male An alpha male walks into a pharmacy and asks for Beta blockers."
"Q: Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? A: Because they are all wet."