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Joke of the Day
"It would be really convenient if Christmas decorations grew on trees."
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"What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? A scissor lift."
"What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped? A frustacean"
"My neighbors listen to great music... whether they like it or not."
"Do you think horses are negative? They seem like real neigh sayers, and they're always whinnying about everything"
"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."
"Ice, ice, baby. Ice, ice, baby. - Me taking inventory at the cryogenic infant storage facility."
"I had planned to post a tennis joke But after asking around I figured you guys wouldn't luv it."
"Her: hear that? Me: nope Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me? Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside"
"What do diapers and politicians have in common? They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason"