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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix an Obama campaign slogan with Fifty Shades of Grey? Rope and chains."

"There's no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know."

"I keep a banana in my pocket just in case, because I'm really not glad to see anybody."

"What did the comedy coach tell his worst student after his practice? ""Are you making a Mochrie out of improv?"""

"Mayweather gets in a street fight... Wins by decision"

"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."

"Christmas is over. We now return to our regularly scheduled self centred lives already in progress."

"Why did the man's kidneys fail? They didn't study."

"People in California be like Tree down walkway closed!"

"If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you"