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Joke of the Day

"What sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother."

"Is it just me? ... or are circles pointless"

"Tape a terrible drawing of a refrigerator onto your child."

"The older I get the more I realise how important it is to have two different cereals on the go at the same time so you don't get bored."

"Do you know what a 9V battery and an asshole have in common? No matter how hard you try, you're eventually going to press your tongue to it."

"Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery officer."

"What doesn't kill you leaves you feeling rejected and wondering why you weren't good enough for death."

"This might sound crazy, but I have proof the CIA is putting chips in people's brains. I think they're Pringles."

"*rubs magic lamp*rubs harder and faster*genie semen sprays everywhere*"

"Bill Cosby played running back at Temple University. They were a real sleeper this season finishing 10-3."