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Joke of the Day
"What kind of jeans does mario wear ? Denim denim denim"
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"What did God say when he made the first black guy? ...Oops I burned one!"
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"All I do is eat, drink, sleep and tweet. I'm basically just a more annoying version of a Tamagotchi."
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible... ...but it's also terrible."
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"Jim: What shall we name our new playground invention? Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again."
"It is impossible to act naturally right after someone tells you to act naturally."