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Joke of the Day
"I'll kiss a close talker just to teach them a lesson."
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"Just once in my life, I'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of ChapStick."
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"what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP"
"What instrument did Bill Clinton play? That whore Monica."
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"A man walks into a bar... A girl says hello....."
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