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Joke of the Day
"I asked Nurse Joy if she could examine me. She said ""I'll take a Pikachu."""
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"I believe when you die you become a slab of meat... I call it rein-carne-tion."
"My body is well-defined. If you look under the word ""flabby""."
"So I visited Willy Wonka's chocolate factory the other day.. Yeah the snozberries really did taste like snozberries but the dingleberries tasted like shit!"
"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."
"Two peanuts were walking down the street.. And one of them was assaulted."
"[OC] My therapist asked me what was my earliest erotic remembrance and I told him it was wearing my mother's lingerie when I was a child. he said it was probably a Freudian slip."
"What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies? A swallow"
"I find like geologers make really good friends... ...they are very down to Earth."
"What did the ghost say to the bees? Boo Bees"