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Joke of the Day

"What will happen if you went inside a black hole? I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world."

"Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: Because my tires look like donuts? Cop: Get out"

"4-year-old: What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies? Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? coz she has no arms."

"A woman brings her items to the resister A woman brings five chocolate bars, a tub of ice cream, and some pregnancy tests to the counter Cashier: ""Ma'am, I don't think you need those pregnancy tests"""

"Off to the DMV. Time for new license pic. Gonna be really drunk for it. If i ever get pulled over the cop will think i always look like that"

"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."

"On a stakeout. Getting bored. Wish these perps would do something. Oh crap. Got my dong stuck in my cd player."

"Ho Ho Ho Do you know; There is a dyslexic devil cult who worship Santa??"

"Wow some neighbors really freak out when they wake up on a Sunday morning and find me making myself some pancakes in their kitchen"