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Joke of the Day
"Which part of the cabbage don't you eat? The wheelchair."
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"An excaped convict fell out of a polishing machine and landed on a worker. He was struck by a smooth criminal."
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"Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards... ...creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?"
"How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"
"Have you seen the new globe they're making? It's revolutionary"