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Joke of the Day

"Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes? So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!"

"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."

"What do you call the underwear of someone experiencing nocturnal emissions? Dreamcatchers"

"Did ya hear Fergie is pregnant? Told her husband she was 2000 and late"

"I got a cheap circumcision yesterday... It was a rip off."

"People shit on Columbus like they've never knocked on the wrong door and then murdered the people inside and lived there."

"""Well, he's Jack Frost now lol"" -Rose from Titanic, probably"

"I wish ""it's the thought that counts"" worked for housework."

"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out"