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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the slimy stuff between dinosaurs' toes? Slow cavemen."
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"Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!"
"Would the person who has been writing my horoscope please lighten up."
"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."
"70% of our planet is covered in water, the other 30% is covered in idiots"
"The Spanish word of the day is wheelchair. Ex. There's only one donut left, so wheelchair."
"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."
"Dr. says I have an enlarged heart thanks doc I already know I'm super nice just trying to figure out why I can't breathe when I eat chips"
"What does Kodak film and a condom have in common? They both capture that special moment"
"A man walks into a bar And goes right through it because hes a t1000"