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Joke of the Day

"9 out of 10 men prefer women with big tits. The 10th guy prefers the other 9 guys."

"No I don't want to ride in a basket beneath your giant flying fire tent."

"Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs."

"Surely there's a 3rd option. Can't i just walk home? That can't be my only two choices? Ride or DIE? Seems a bit extreme."

"When I went scuba diving the guy gave me the wrong breathing gases, what an oxy moron."

"My stapler is pretty terrible at holding these pages together... ...thank goodness for staples, huh!?"

"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."

"I just swept a girl off her feet. I'm quite an aggressive janitor."

"Since you guys like clean jokes, here is one."

"Who won the Tour de France in 1940? the Sixth German Panzer Division"