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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you take a shower with a pokemon? Cause they'll Pikachu"
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"I'd like to join the Navajo tribe... I hear they've got great fringe benefits."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You poke 'em on!"
"Why was the peanut so salty? Because it got R O A S T E D"
"One thing you can count on: For every idiot proof system devised, a new and improved idiot will arise to overcome it."
"Did you hear about the new Clinton computer? It has 6 inches of RAM and no memory!"
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had not arms."
"I'm the girl who shows up at a Halloween party where everyone is dressed as something sexy and I'm dressed as a bean bag."
"I don't have an inner child. I have an inner old person who wants everyone to shut up."