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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"
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"What really makes Whinny the Pooh angry? When other people put two fingers in his honey."
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"Q: What do bees do if they don't want to drive? A: Wait at the buzz stop."
"Donkeys kill more people annually than airplanes do. So watch your ass."
"What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life? Selfless"
"Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps"
"A blind dude walks into a bar. Ouch."
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? NONE!"
"My wife said I should stop telling jokes because my punchlines are always shit. Shit."