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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do bees do if they don't want to drive? A: Wait at the buzz stop."

"My pal is 6 ft 5, and his wife of ten years is only 3ft 10. After a decade of marriage he's still nuts over her."

"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."

"America needs to build a statue of the man who killed Hitler"

"You know how some parents get mad and say your whole name? Dad : ""You are in big trouble mister. Come down here.. .......... I said COME DOWN HERE.. JIMMY GO DEEPER"" Jimmy: ""I'm trying Dad!"""

"How do you fix a broken rock. Geosporin."

"But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes."

"Women of Reddit: Could you get behind Trump? Because he'd be more than willing to get behind you."

"What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !"

"Did you hear about the gym where people pay to get punched in the face? Go after hours, there's no punch line!"