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"What type of currency do people use in outer space? STARbucks."
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"(NSFW) My girlfriend dumped me because I couldn't give her the 12 inches she deserved.. I told that bitch ""I don't cut 2 inches off for anybody!"""
"Why has Santa Claus such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year."
"Did you hear about the kidnapping at the pre-school? He woke up."
"Why did Mozart hate chickens? Because they all they ever say is Bach! Bach! Bach!"
"Before you judge somebody, you should walk a mile in their shoes.. That way you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
"Me: Who's a good boy? Dog: I thought we settled this."
"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"
"I don't know what Hitler's favourite drink was. But he sure as hell didn't like juice."
"'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail."