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Joke of the Day

"(NSFW) My girlfriend dumped me because I couldn't give her the 12 inches she deserved.. I told that bitch ""I don't cut 2 inches off for anybody!"""

"My sister was with two men in one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!"

"I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!"

"I work for a company who specialises in vacuum packed marine mammals. We're famous for our airtight seal."

"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!"

"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."

"Yogi Berra He lived his whole life."

"Velcro... What a ripoff!"

"What's a cokeheads favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Anyway"

"""Genetically modified food is very much safe for human consumption"" the tomato on my plate reassuringly explained to me."