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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes when I attempt to make a joke as reply-all to a group email chain I hit the wrong button & just make joke to 1 weirded out person"

"My dog got hit by a train today & we found out my brother didn't make parole. Talk about a case of the Mondays!!"

"My driving teacher asked me where the gas is. Second door on the right."

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

"MY AUNT: All we can do now is pray DOCTOR: Oh nice so I should put down this cardio thoracic surgical instrument? We're good here?"

"Did you hear the one about the philosophical dentist? He wanted to transcend dentalism."

"Did you hear about the movie with the Red Tractor? The trailer was better"

"My girlfriend said she's break up with me if I didn't stop being a casanova. Apparently she doesn't like that I live in my Chevy."

"Heard this one at work today I called out order number 404 Guy comes up and says ""I thought I would never find it!"""

"A man on crutches walks into his local Ice-Cream shop.. He asks the lady behind the desk for a Knickerbocker Glory. She says; ""Crushed nuts?"" He says; ""No, a sprained ankle"""