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Joke of the Day

"I'm considering funding a scientific study to determine why every car somehow looks like the one you're waiting for a ride from."

"I don't often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty."

"Kids, because why would you want to sleep on more than 6 inches of your king size bed?"

"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."

"What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover? Sorry... That came out wrong."

"We call our new maid Non Sequitur, ...because she's Latin and she doesn't follow."

"Getting a PhD is like an erection, it's long and hard.... unless you're Chinese."

"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."

"Q: What did the book say to the librarian? A: Can I take you out?"

"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."