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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned into a field."
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"new instagram notification - Girl Who Actually Secretly Hates You Commented 'omg literally why are u so perfect'' On Your Photo!"
"So a baby seal walks into a club Ba-dum-tssss"
"65 mph wind gusts today. This is why Midwesterners are heavy. Everyone else rolls away like a tumbleweed."
"[LPT] Always read the comment section of LPTs. There's always a better LPT."
"Hello, pest control? Yes, I have these noisy little critters. They got into the snacks, made a mess of the place and keep calling me mom."
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"When I was growing up my parents used to tell me that I can be anyone I wanted. Now the police call that Identity theft."
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