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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the book say to the librarian? A: Can I take you out?"

"There's a huge party at the orphanage tonight Their parents are gone."

"How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye."

"I'm extending the weekend one MORE day for everyone. I talked to your boss, (s)he said no problem as long as you dress slutty on wed."

"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"

"What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung."

"Did you hear about the girl who was found masturbating while on her period? She was caught red handed"

"A woman's JJ sized breasts saved her life in a car accident. Those same breasts were the cause of her husbands death in a motorboating accident."

"the times they are indeed a changin..but the one time thatll never change is Lunch time. lock them engagements in if you think this is good."

"What happened to the heretical chef? He was burnt at the steak."