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Joke of the Day
"I heard a joke about a grizzly giving birth to cubs... It's bears repeating."
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"You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself."
"After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her."
"Why did the angry ant fall off the toilet seat? Because it was pissed off."
"What do you call a 12 year old protein? A pretein"
"Like my Father always said, ""I put my ass kicking boots on every morning"" ""Then after a long day of getting my ass kicked, I come home from work and take them off."""
"Donald Trump should start preparing for next season of Dancing With The Stars."
"NPR recently started a heavy metal band. 'All Things Dismembered'"
"You've said it before and I'll say it again -Plagiarists"
"If I were a trumpet player I would constantly borrow other people's trumpets. I'd hate to toot my own horn"