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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a frog out of a paper bag? Ripit"

"You just HAD to let snakes and spiders on the Ark, didn't you Noah? Way to go, man. Way. To. Go."

"Using Twitter for business is like buying ad space over a urinal."

"Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak."

"I can't prove it, but from the sound of it, I'm pretty sure there's an injured dolphin stuck in my dishwasher."

"Why couldn't the butter quit his gambling addiction? HE WAS ON A ROLL!"

"Took my guitar to an open mic night at a bar. Yea, it sucked cuz they made me play one less chord. Guess one of 'em was a minor."

"What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing? A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P"

"when chuck Norris went to find Bigfoot, Bigfoot copied him self to escape from chuck"

"The love I feel for my family is always constant. My tolerance is another matter."