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Joke of the Day

"Oh thank goodness, you posted another selfie. I almost forgot what you looked like since the selfie 5 minutes ago."

"[1st date] *stuffing face* sorry i eat a lot when im nervous 'u know ur eating a candle right?' yah *points to napkin* u gonna finish that"

"If a white girl falls in the forest, and no one is around to omg, does she even?"

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""

"I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers."

"What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia? You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog."

"What's blue and fucks old people? Me in my lucky blue coat."

"An afro in the 1970's = you have issues with white people. Afro in 2012 = You like to be in commercials with white people."

"What do you call a black person that cant sing? A rapper"