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Joke of the Day

"Why can't the blonde get her drivers license? Everytime the car stops, she wants to jump in the backseat."

"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Barrister ! Barrister who ? Barristercratic !"

"(Warning, this is worse than those laffy-taffy jokes) Why don't engineers have sex with much frequency? Because it hertz!"

"My SO told me that I should stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down"

"It was the Fourth of July The department I work in has a lot of people frm Turkey. My job is to fire people. I had to fire Turks."

"He died doing what he loved, my now ex-wife"

"What do we want? HEARING AIDS! When do we want them? WHAT?!"

"Once the president of Taiwan gave a speech for two hours He burned a fuse"

"What do you call a girl that raps about women rights? Feminem."