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"What's bruked, broke, and fucked all over? The country!"
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"""OMG!!! HeRE LiEs BRiaNnA RiP! :*("" - Tombstones in 2060"
"Problem: I hate peeing alone, sleeping, & nobody talks to me about random nonsense Solution: kids"
"Not sure why everyone think im a cannibal... I just ate a sandwitch."
"Did you hear about the pirates who became shoe shiners? They were s*washbuckling*!"
"What if firemen acted like policemen and just drove around shooting water at anyone who looked like they might catch on fire."
"The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*"
"I keep having this reoccurring dream Every night I dream I'm constantly changing between being a teepee and a wigwam. I went to the doctor and he told me ""Calm down kid, you're two tents.""."
"Awful Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who's there? Didgerid Didgerid who? bzanweaaaangggglllllddeeeeeoooooowwwwwaaaaannnn.... In my opinion, the lamer the knock knock joke, the better."
"CHEF ETHAN IS IN THE HOUSE *YEEEEAAHHHHH BOYYYYYYYY*"