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Joke of the Day
"Muhammad Ali recently died, but look at the bright side: At least he isn't shaking anymore."
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"PET PEEVE: Why do we call them baby names? They're HUMAN NAMES. They don't expire as you grow up."
"I swear that I'm not addicted to cocaine... ...I just like the way it smells."
"Talking testicles What did the right testlcle say to the left? Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard"
"What do midgets and dwarfs have in common? Just a little"
"What body part do adults have two of and children have four of? Kidneys."
"Q: What do turtles do for fun? A: Play hide and shell."
"Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs."
"My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, ""Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."" *Soft kiss*"
"Why is a divorce so damn expensive? Because it fucking worth it!"