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Joke of the Day

"What does a black guy get after sex? 20-30 years in prison"

"I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time."

"English Folk Customs by Morris Dancer"

"Road painters are not the kind of friends you should be around... They do lines all day."

"Asian Jokes are just wong"

"[party in 1939] teen: truth or dare hitler: dare teen: dare you to invade poland hitler: omg no way u guys all the teens: DO IT DO IT"

"If you cant beat'em, join'em! Then kill them while they're sleeping."

"What's the difference between USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & access your data, and the other is a hardware standard."

"Why doesn't the Easter Bunny make noise when he has sex? Because he has Cottonballs"

"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."