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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was too far out."
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"Just thought to myself: If cars were people than taxi cabs would be whores. Then a crowded city bus drove by and I felt sick."
"90% of life is just having the courage to show up. The other 30% is just checking the math."
"Did you fall from the sky? Not because you look like an angel but because your face looks like you fell from a really high place ;)."
"[Pun] There's something about the sky... There was a man in an airplane and he had just over dosed on alcohol, one could say he really was HIGH -<>~<>- ^those are what I call 'pun glasses'"
"Kim jong un is sick... Kim Jong Un is sick. I guess you could say he's now Kim Jong ill."
"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"
"What do near-sighted gynecologists and little puppies have in common? A wet nose"
"Anyone know why jewish people like coupons and deals so much? They are just trying to avoid the whole cost. I feel terrible for making this up........ But ill get over it."
"My friend wanted to feel like a princess on her wedding day So we made her marry a man she never met in order to secure a French alliance."