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Joke of the Day

"A giraffe walks into a bar, orders 6 martinis ...and shame on you for wanting a punchline. This giraffe needs help."

"It's funny how liberals think Donald Trump oppresses women and hates gays Like he's a Muslim or something."

"I invented a new sexual position called ""The Republican"" where I screw poor people."

"Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything's grey I'm a dog"

"I was gonna tell a joke about boxing... ...then I forgot the punchline. I'll show myself out."

"When you're sad, hug a kid. But make sure it's yours cuz that shit would be weird."

"Why do Dale Earnhardt Sr fans hate Trump? Because Trump wants to build a wall... and a wall killed Dale Earnhardt."

"What do you call a midget psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"Race jokes are all the same Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!"

"Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth... Then it's a soap opera."