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Joke of the Day
"Who am I? I mustache you a question but I am shaving it for later."
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"Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman... Im sorry"
"Thought of this while making dinner Want to hear a joke about location? Nevermind. You had to be there"
"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."
"I just saw a guy running a race and masturbating at the same time. I wonder what place he'll come in."
"Apple and Puma have developed smart track pants, they're called iPumaPants."
"""Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"" ""That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" ""Is it common?"" The doctor says, ""It's Not Unusual."""
"Sundaes are half off. The rest of the week, you pay full price!"
"What do you call a rapper will killer abs? 6Pac"
"Knock Knock... Knock Knock. Who's there? Statue. Statue who? STATUE KNOCKIN' ON MY DOOR? Thank you."