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Joke of the Day
"While Ajax sales have been going down... It's still stronger than Greece"
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"Joke of the Day 6/11/14 A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
"date: so wat do u wana do next me: why dont we slip into somthing more...convertible [climbs into ferrari] date: omg wow is this ur car me: no"
"Which teachers make pupils feel good about themselves? Maths teachers, they make everybody count."
"What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner? The placement of the dirt bag."
"My boss noticed I shaved before coming in to the office today then he told me if i wanted to keep my job I would have to start keeping my pants on"
"What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? ""Looks like rein dear"""
"If your FB name includes your college degree initials, you are a douche..."
"What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling? Gee, I'm a tree."
"I used to work at the factory that made fire hydrants. Couldn't park anywhere near the place."