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Joke of the Day

"While Ajax sales have been going down... It's still stronger than Greece"

"My friend had a testicle removed after finding a lump. He's very serious when it comes to mashed potatoes."

"Do Indian restaurants have any bread? Nah, they have Naan."

"MAN: What are you doing? ME: [pointing gun at lake] Fishing MAN: No way will- SALMON: [walks out of lake with fins up]"

"Twitterzoned (by Kevin L. Schwartz) Is ""Twitterzoning"" a thing? ""You're okay as a Twitter friend, but let's not get all Facebook about this."" You've been Twitterzoned."

"Damn girl, is it just me, Or did I just damn you to hell for the sake of pick up line?"

"A man walked into his house and was delighted... ...when he discovered that someone had stolen all of his lamps."

"Oregon have legalised marijuana and are creating a new strand It's called Oregon-o... ^^^I'm^^^Sorry."

"I just lost my virginity!!!! April fools *sob*"

"Donald Trump is like the number pi... There is no end to his irrationality."