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Joke of the Day

"What's your body type? Mine is ""giant gummy bear."""

"Why did the pillow cross the road? Because it was cooler on the other side."

"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"

"[Swims out to Sea] *sees shark* OH NO! *dolphins save me* Thanks dolphins! *dolphins ask for a tip [I'm broke] *they return me to the shark*"

"You know why men die earlier than women? Because we WANT to!"

"This is marketing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE-SbJbl2co"

"Why wasn't Jesus any good at math? Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition."

"Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean. The tsunamis were killing people."

"I overcooked some pasta earlier - it got all soggy and mushy. Making the best of a bad situation, I put it in a mug and tried to down it. I soon gave up though - it was an act of *Fusilli Tea*."

"I started two diet plans today Because one wasn't enough to fill my appetite."