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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find a no-legged dog? Right where you left it."
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"*after 7 hours in a Chinese restaurant* Me to waiter: ""Actually, do you think I could have a fork?"""
"Putin takes over entire world while everybody searches for the missing plane."
"what did the egg say to the boiling water? i dont know how long its going to take me to get hard i just got laid by a chick"
"What's the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"Only thing I Iike about kids, is their ability to attract ice cream trucks"
"1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color."
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many Cheetahs."
"Oh boy, I am desperate! My bowels do churn. Too many tacos! I never will learn. Pardon me, Sir! I believe it's my turn. - Horton Has to Poo"
"I was lucky enough to run into Terrence Howard in the street, and I told him that I saw his latest movie once. Condescendingly, as if I were an idiot, he replied, ""Don't you mean... two times?"""