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Joke of the Day

"1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color."

"16 yr old nephew bought me a Miley Cyrus CD. He said ""Listen to it, it'll change your mind. It did change my mind. I used to like my nephew."

"We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole ""Don't drink the water"" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo."

"What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together? A Mini Golf."

"I was playing snooker with Jacqueline. I looked at her and said, ""Where's your cue?"" She said, ""It's after the C."""

"I just got a great new lab coat! The meat was pretty good too."

"I wish I had the balls to be a juggler."

"Feminists are like proximity mines. Anything can trigger them and they blow it way out of proportion."

"A man named Isaiah with 2 eye patches changed his name to Saah No I's"

"I once farted in an Apple Store and everyone got pissed.. It's not my fault they don't have Windows"