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"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."
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"What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You've got no beef soldier!"
"What do you call a black woman who has an abortion? A crime fighter"
"A woman is complaining to her neighbor: - My husband is 300% impotent. - A few days ago you told me 100%, not 300%. - Well, yesterday he fell down the stairs, broke his finger and bit his tongue."
"What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online? Papal"
"With great power comes Greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial."
"Lifeguard 1: How was your day? Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad? 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers"
"My wife wasn't amused... Her: Be careful traffic is crazy. Me: If I can handle you, traffic should be a cinch!"
"The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight."