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Joke of the Day
"What is green, and then red? Frogs in a blender."
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"Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope."
"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear today."
"How many plates do you need to draw a picture? Tenplates"
"What did Napoleon have up his sleevies? His armies!"
"I threw a boomerang a few years ago I now live in constant fear"
"My wife walked in on me having sex with our daughter I don't know what shocked her the most; the fact I was having sex with our daughter or the abortion clinic gave me the fetus."
"What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut? A Pi-cashew"
"There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy... I always seem to fall into the ladder"
"Le Jesus Joke What is the difference between white Jesus and black Jesus... Black Jesus didn't pay for his sins :3"