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Joke of the Day

"The only real difference between my 20s and my 30s is that now I make all my bad decisions before midnight."

"Soldier Smith! I did not see you at camouflage training yesterday! -Sir, Thank you very much, Sir!"

"Software boner. Why did the computer need Viagra? Because it had a 3.5 inch floppy disk."

"The Bartender says, ""This bar is for fortune tellers only."" Two skeptics walk into a bar."

"Saw a post stating ""taking it one day at a time,"" so I responded ""me too. That's how days work."""

"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"

"Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male."

"I read this morning there's a test to find out if you have early stage Alzhimer's. And then this morning I read that there's a test to find out if you have early stage Alzhimer's."

"Current anger level: I am last-beer-in-the-fridge-turns-out-to-be-a-soy-sauce-bottle angry."

"Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly? So he could look at others' faces."