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Joke of the Day

"Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation ...."

"I'm glad we evolved from apes. If we evolved from chameleons, we'd constantly be walking into each other."

"Why did the Tour de France get raided? The police heard it was full of pedal-philes."

"BREAKING: 30 people feared soothed in Yankee Candle fire."

"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."

"I was out with my bf and a waiter called me a 'cradle robber' cuz he's 18 and I'm 43. Totally ruined our 10th anniversary."

"Please stop sending me sexy photos of yourselves, ladies. You're distracting me while I try to read this book on reverse psychology."

"What do you call a body builder? Jim."

"If you don't sleep now, you'll sleep during the exam. If you sleep now, you'll fail in the exam. Life is a mess."

"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."