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Joke of the Day
"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? Both had Kurds in their way."
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"Here's how I made my dick 10 inches long... I folded it in half."
"What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop? WRAP MUSIC!"
"Would a gay shop owner decline service to straights? No, because gay people aren't fucking assholes"
"I can love my son and refuse to support his lifestyle... I raised him better than to game on a console."
"I smoked before going to the dentist & didn't know they would let me have laughing gas &watch Netflix Im cross faded af having the best time"
"The Kool-Aid Man is a classy actor... even while crashing parties on TV, he never broke the 4th wall."
"What did the German air force eat for breakfast during WW2? Luftwaffles"
"Werner Heisenberg is driving down the road. A cop pulls him over and asks ""Do you know how fast you were going?"" Heisenberg replies ""No, but I know where I am."""
"Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'. Food will obviously be something to die for."