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Joke of the Day

"When is the best time to hold a funeral? In the mourning. FYI, my 11yo says he made this up today, right after learning of death in the extended family."

"Girls and square roots have one thing in common... If they are under 13, do 'em in your head."

"*takes a picture of mother nature* MOTHER NATURE: delete it"

"SECURITY GUARD: ""Sir, I have to check all backpacks"" ME: ""ok"" *opens backpack* *its full of hundreds of tiny backpacks*"

"What Did The Chinese Man Say When Asked What He Wanted For Dinner? Bitch please."

"Why does Kim Jong Un have an email? So he can eat all the spam."

"Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?"

"If you like pee jokes... ...urine luck."

"Why did the Muslim comedian blow himself up? For Allahf"

"A dark riddle. What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave."