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Joke of the Day

"people think theyre so smart for shopping around for good deals, but you know whats more fun than researching prices? having expensive stuff"

"If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a... ...forward four-word foreword for Word."

"Q: Why do cows moo? A: Because their horns don't work."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the Irish? None"

"It's so cold outside my nipples just typed this status."

"You ever bark back at your dog and then wonder what you just said?"

"Have You Heard The One About The Sheep? It's baaad..."

"What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire? A baked potato"

"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"

"If the dove is the bird of peace what is the bird of true love? The swallow."