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Joke of the Day
"Why do robots make bad boyfriends? They just screw, nut, then bolt."
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"My drug dealer sold me some shoes the other day... ...I dont know what he laced them with but Ive been tripping all day."
"People of North Korea: Please stop asking Siri where the food is."
"Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times? Because they live under Iraq."
"On the topic of jokes we made up when we were younger, here's mine: ""How much does Canada cost?"" Nothing. It's a free country."
"Made this joke up when I was 33. Extremely proud of it. Why did the salt fail 3rd grade. Cause it was sodiumb."
"A man was found dead in an ice cream van covered in nuts and sprinkles Police say he topped himself"
"I like my diamonds like I like my steak. Bloody"
"Your dick."
"Robin: ""Please?"" Batman: ""No."" ""It's prom!"" ""You can't drive the Batmobile!"" Alfred: ""Can I? It's Bingo night."" Batman: *tosses keys*"